Ok, a legendary terrible pitcher.  We’re only one game in and I’m already grumbling about the Cards.  As if having our four-run opening inning washed away on Monday wasn’t bad enough, I tune back in for Opening Day: Part Deux last night to see Houston native Kip “7-17″ Wells come back to town to shut down our bats, Troy Glaus and his iron glove remind us he ain’t no Scotty Rolen in the field (seriously, I hated Rolen, but Pretty Boy Troy BETTER hit 30HR or he gets anthrax in the mail), Ryan Franklin make me to continue to wonder if ‘07 was a fluke, and one of our “key” lefties in the bullpen walk in the winning run for Colorado (making your boy Taylor Buchholz the winner).  The middle of the line-up goes 1-11.  Fucking outstanding.  I guess the only silver lining to the re-start of the season is that Kyle Lohse continued to build on his two terrifc Spring Training starts–I’m desperately hoping the guy can win 12-14 games and keep that ERA down in the low 4s.  Oh, and we’re still 1/2 game up on your beloved Astros, who seem to have left their bats at Osceola County Stadium.