Posted by bigfatdrunk on April 4, 2008

4/4 Stros Report: Rights and Wrongs

This is the first in a non-probable series about the Stros, looking at what’s going right and what’s going wrong. Since it’s only the first four games of the season, the usual small sample size caveats apply.

Rights:

1. The relief pitching. Well, Oscar Villareal and Geoff Geary, at least. But, it’s also kind of on the “Wrongs” side as, in the first four games, they have combined for 6 IP. It’s improbable to expect that Geary throws 81 effective innings, and over-use is what got Villareal hurt the first time around, and he’s on a pace for 162 IP. Again, the usual small sample size blah blah blah applies, but one of my biggest fears is that Coop over-relies on Villareal and somebody else (in this case, Geary), and they wind up getting hurt. But, if I were Coop, I’d be scared to hand the ball to Molotov Borkowski and Scuffy Moehler , as well, so I don’t know what the answer is except for whiplash treatment.

2. Lance Berkman. Mentioned a couple of times already, but the fact he’s hitting for power early has to be a huge confidence boost and a sign he’ll eclipse is PECOTA projected OPS of .900.

3. Micheal Bourn. Hopefully, I didn’t jinx the poor guy, but I like that he’s drawing walks.

4. The fielding. No errors? Seriously? Is there a problem with the stat feed? No?

Wrongs:

1. The pitching outside of Shawn Chacon, Oscar, and Geoff. The Mets got to play the Marlins, so they kinda don’t count. But which team has the second highest OPS heading into the weekend series? The Padres. Their home park didn’t suppress their numbers one bit. That the Stros wound up with a team ERA of 4.09 is more a matter of luck than effective pitching (the Padres lead the league with 37 LOB), and when you consider that our team ERA in 2007 was 4.68, there’s some additional regressing to do.

2. The hitting outside of Lance. Obviously, we can expect some regression toward a decent offensive squad, and the Pads have some tough pitchers, but the first series was a serious disappointment.

Facing Jake Peavy at San Diego was a tough way to start the season, but we struggled against a pretty marginal offense, which is disturbing.

We open against the Cubs today (in about 20 minutes, in fact). Chris Sampson goes against Rich Hill today, Roy faces Jason Marquis (stifles snicker) on Saturday, and the finale sees Brandon Backe dual with Carlos Zambrano, who is still the only pitcher I’ve heard of get injured while wanking.

Posted under 2008 Season, Astros, Ed Wade hurts my brain, Sucky pitching, The Bourn Identity

11 Responses to “4/4 Stros Report: Rights and Wrongs”

  1. Wow, props to Sampson for a nut-up performance. Wesley gets a clutch K of Pie, and Tejada takes advantage of DeRosa’s he-uge error. Nicely done!

  2. Beautiful. Does anyone think Woody would have come anywhere close to that performance? I certainly don’t.

    And for the record, I think anything we lost defensively with Tejada over Everett is more than made up for by having Bourn in center. Not that Pence was bad, but I think that’s just a testament to how good Bourn is out there. I’m looking forward to many year of Tal’s Hill catches.

  3. Oh, also. Bourn is 5′11″, 180 lbs, and runs a 4.30.

    Can we teach him how to play CB for the Texans? Because those are Dunta Robinsonesque measurables.

  4. wrongs:

    Why the fuck is Jose Cruz already starting games for Bourn?

    Why the fuck did AssMunch start instead of Towles on Opening Day?

    Why the fuck did Pence lead off yesterday!??!?

    rights:

    uhhh, we actually won at least *1* game! Suck on that, Detroit!

  5. Displaced Texan Says:

    MLB Gamecast just said Berkman went out with a shoulder/neck injury. Anyone know anything more?

  6. “neck spasms” is what yahoo.com is reporting.

  7. Bourn with the triple! That aughta pull the ol’ slugging average at least a few points above the BA.

    And for the record, Tejada is way better defensively than everyone made him out to be in the off-season. He’s no Everett obviously, but he looks smooth out there. Above-average range and he has a cannon for an arm.

    Lastly, go away, Ausmus. You average 1.8 outs per at-bat, and gave up a run on a passed ball today. No matter how well you call a game, it can’t possibly make up for being an easier out than the pitcher.

  8. What’s funny, Nash, is that I was gong to mention that Tejada’s feet looks like he’s playing in ankle high mud. Not exactly nimble. On that play up the middle in the 6th (I think), he only had to go about 5 feet to make the play.

    I agree on the arm, though.

    AssMass’s glove is made of iron. It’s pathetic at this point.

  9. I think something is wrong with Roy-O. Did you see his velocity on this fastballs? It was averaging in the 89 range or so. He is typically at least around 91-93. Added to the fact he felt something with his arm, and he said his arm felt dead at spring training, I think there might be structural damage, though I surely hope not.

  10. One other right, even in spite of today’s game: Wesley Wright. Considering that he’s filling the role played by Trever Miller last year, this may be one of the biggest positional upgrades of the entire offseason, considering what it cost (just some cash to the Dodgers) to get him.

    Also, I’m glad that the “Ausmus as Oswalt’s personal catcher” crap is almost over. If they believed in Towles enough to basically let Quintero go, then let the kid catch everybody.

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