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Posted by bigfatdrunk on June 10, 2008

Clemens teaches us you *can* pitch with a hard-on

With a ship in every port, Roger Clemens needed all the help he could muster.  It must be damn hard for a man to be both a pitcher and a sex stud.  Can you imagine how tired his legs must’ve been?  So he did what all of us middle-aged men do*: he popped viagra.

For the record, I don’t have the biggest schlong in the world, but there’s no way I could pitch with a boner.  Or wear a jock.  Especially with a cup.

* Or not.  Some good web porn usually does it for me.  Oh, and my wife.  And that hottie at work.  And that one time at….

Posted under Roger Clemens is an insatiable asshole

3 Responses to “Clemens teaches us you *can* pitch with a hard-on”

  1. grungedave Says:
    June 10th, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    I think Matt has his office camera ready to take some photos now. For “evidence”.

  2. bigfatdrunk Says:
    June 10th, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    Matt carries his camera everywhere just in case a cock needs to be “snapped.”

    And, just for you, Dave: This was post #69 on this blog. Ironic, don’t ya think?

  3. grungedave Says:
    June 11th, 2008 at 11:03 am

    Psalm 69: The Way to Succeed…….
    and the way to Suck Eggs

    (seemed fitting)