…for making the “big screen!”


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I especially love those little orange shorts, and you pull the whole thing off so well.

(h/t Deadspin)

Recap from 5/27:

More offense from the league’s best offense in the month of May as the good guys trounced the Avian flu carrying flying rats by 8-2. Giving credit where it’s due, Shawn Chacon actually earned a decision - obviously a win - and was awesome against everybody but Albert Pujols (which happens). Hunter Pence went 5-5, Kaz Matsui had two of the weakest singles you’ll ever see, and Miggy Tejada went deep off losing pitcher Braden Looper. Rick Ankiel’s wildness didn’t help in a losing cause, either. Too soon?

Speaking of Tejada, it’s his hackiness that has worried me throughout the season. So, I finally took the time to look at the numbers, and I was blown away:

Career Pitches/PA: 3.78

2008 Pitches/PA: 3.82

His ABs in the 1st and 9th, which combined for four pitches and a strikeout, were horrific. The AB in the 2nd only saw three pitches, but the other two ABs were solid.

Now, let’s put that in perspective. Hunter Pence has seen 3.70 pitches/PA so far this year, and Lance Berkman, that icon of patience and all things I love, has seen…only 3.76 pitches/PA?

Dammit, it looks like I broke Joe Morgan Rule #1: Don’t use stats to disprove your (mis)perception.

5/28:

We get Wandy today as he goes against former World Series hero Adam Wainwright in a battle for 2nd place behind the eventually doomed Cubbies.  First pitch sometime around 7:15 PM CDT.

Pujols is just 1-12 with 2BB against Wandy, but hopefully we won’t get any reversion to the mean, again, tonight.

As long as Sampson and Scuffy are in our rotation, we are hurting. Wandy’s only rehab start wasn’t bad, but he also failed to K a AA hitter in 6IP. The increase in his K rate has been the key to Wandy’s improvement over the past couple of years. We’ll give him a “gimme” tonight, but it sure is nice to have him back.

St. Louis Cardinals (5-1) @ Houston Astros (2-5)

Round 1:

Todd Wellemeyer (1-0) 

v.

Wandy Rodriguez (0-0)

Well, it sure didn’t take long for all of us to jump into our first series match-up since we started this here thing we call WTP.  Luckily for me, I have the advantage of being able to gloat just a little as our teams sit at opposite ends of the NL Central standings going into tonight’s game.  5-1?!?  WOW!  What a start!  Yes, as I stated here, I truly believed that these Cardinals would fair much better than what most of the so-called experts were predicting–mainly because I believed that Rick Ankiel’s hitting from last year was no fluke, thought our middle infield would fair far better as a whole (y’all don’t realize the intense hatred I had for that little league “shortstop” we carried for far too long), still thought we had the best bullpen in the division, and really loved the way we competed and won game after game to close out Spring Training.  But this?!?  The best starting pitching in the league after Week 1?!?  Granted, it’s only Week 1 and the starters will eventually come back to earth, not to mention we had the luxury of opening our season at Busch II, but I certainly could not have dreamed of a better start to the ‘08 campaign. 

So, other than the phenomenal performances turned in by this makeshift rotation, who else has impressed?  Obviously, it’s Rick Ankiel.  This mancrush is just getting out of hand now.  The guy just continues to come up big in clutch situations, hit for power, and his success versus lefties is something that I didn’t see coming.  His outfield defense has even been far better than first advertised; his catch in the 8th inning yesterday was Jimmy Edmonds-esque (minus the bad first step).  Adam Kennedy, at least so far, looks much more like the guy that played in Anaheim, er, Los Angeles, er whateverthefuck (as opposed to the assclown that showed up last year).  Kyle McClellan, the local St. Louis product, is proving to have a lot of grit and guts coming out of the ‘pen as he offsets not having Russ Springer down there with Ryan Franklin setting up for Izzy.  And Brian Barton, the Rule 5 castaway from Matty’s Indians, has continued to hit and may have even bumped Skip Schumaker from the leadoff and starting outfield spot.  Hell, LaRussa even went with the same exact line-up yesterday that he used the day before!  All this Redbird talk and I didn’t even have to mention that Pujols guy.  Amazing stuff so far!

**Update: Troy Glaus is still a big flappin’ pussy, but at least he’s turned in some decent glove work the past two games. 

So, what’s up with those Stros besides injuries to Berkman and Wigginton, being completely owned by Derek Lee over the weekend, and Your Boy Roy giving up 21 hits in his first two starts?  The one-run losses have to be frustrating–looks like you guys have been in every game this year.  Any anal fissures updates?  Tejada is actually lookin’ good out there for ya.